Travellers from the Middle East

They came knocking on my door asking.
" Hello Inn Keeper, Can we have a room for a month please "

Hope you turned um away TOM !!
gb

But GB, Thats Joseph and Mary and she is due to give birth in a few weeks time , They told me three wise men will pay me in Gold, franks and cents plus a Mare, So I've put them up, Bed and breakfast

Were they drunk, because she looks legless

Poor Wench the ground is icy cold so, she just puts one foot down then changes feet every now and again, I'll find her a owd pair of boots for now, them theer three wize men might bring her some decent foot wear,,

It looks like the fence between yoo and next door as fawed down.

Her shouldn't've getten up't duff if her'd noweer't kip for a neet or two until't babby were born, silly wench!

Watch out TP....they are not grateful these days of acts of kindness and generosity . ..they will be onto Post + chronicle tomorrow to complain about their digs..food..and not enough benefits....beware.

Where's my mannequin?

Hi TOM
Can they not claim UNIVERSAL CREDIT ?? or IS kilhey court full or the BRITANNIA they should have gone theeea
gb

They're not scroungers GB, They are a working couple, they have a full month of bookings doing nativity plays in Skools , churches and community centres,